"If you take a selfie of you and your friend,
shouldn't it be called a togetherie?"

"I want to be a minimalist, but I need
to buy a lot of shit to make it happen."

"Anywhere you go, it's cool if you bring donuts."


"73% of statistics posted online are made up on the spot."

"Tandem biking technically should be
two people riding separate bicycles side by side."